Choose from Blair,Brown, Howard or Kennedy

I’m on the YouGov panel and I’ve just been polled – I guess for one of the Sunday papers. One interesting question was – if your car broke down who would you like to help you – Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Michael Howard or Charles Kennedy?

Maybe it’s me but I could not imagine any of the four being able to offer any practical help.
Michael Howard would not want to get his hands dirty
Tony Blair would say “trust me I know all about cars” and then mess the whole thing up leaving me in a bigger mess
Gordon Brown would offer to help but I would have to listen to hours of him moaning about his boss
Charles Kennedy would call the AA and open a bottle of wine

I chose the Lib Dem leader.

Mike Smithson