2. Once upon a time Theresa was Home Secretary.

One day she had to deal with a request from Jordan for Abu's deportation.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

3. She was not the first Home Secretary to have to deal with this request. But there was a problem.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

5. And if so, it was not lawfully open to the UK under ECHR to deport anybody if there was prospect of torture-gained evidence being used.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

7. Click here https://t.co/peO6mra3Dd and see how many QCs she instructed for one appeal.

One QC.
Two QCs.
Three QCs.

Yes, three QCs.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

9. But Theresa still lost that case. She lost every appeal, however much taxpayers' money she threw at the case.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

11. Having lost in her attempt at shouting at the courts, Theresa tried a new tactic.

She shouted at Europe.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

13. This idea did not get far, because it was laughed at by a Lord Chancellor called Kenneth.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

15. And so Theresa quietly did a sensible deal with Jordan where they agreed never to use torture-based evidence.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

17. But Theresa did not want to talk about it.

Instead she made out she had deported him "despite" ECHR rather than in compliance with it.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

19. Theresa ended up doing a sensible deal on Abu, contrary to the expectations and demands of the press, but then pretended she hadn't.

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017

21. And Theresa got another job where she shouted at courts and at Europe, getting press into a frenzy, and then she….

(to be continued).

— David Allen Green (@davidallengreen) May 4, 2017